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Valmiki
everyone's father native of India These people are smart and intelligent and they have strong heart There is unity among these people
Valmiki by Mr.valmiki November 22, 2021
valmika
A smart intelligent young girl but is very lazy and doesn't want to do anything in life. Beautiful and has long flowing hair also caring and sweet but very jealous of many people. The most beautiful person you will ever see she has dark brown eyes and a wicked smile. often shy and scared of what people will think of her.
valmika by dvvsvcdcgz December 2, 2014
Valmik
Wannabe Indie guy who loves Taylor Swift. Closeted man who likes to play the guitar and can mesmerise anyone and everyone.
Valmik is a cute, loveable guy who will never leave u unsatisfied 🥵
Valmik is a cute, loveable guy who will never leave u unsatisfied 🥵
Valmik by Lord Fuckleroy November 23, 2021
valmilio
A ship thats comforms two cute people: Valentina and Emilio. They are both a cutie and so sweet with friends. They are so loyal and good looking
valmilio by Carolina_3047 January 5, 2018
Valministagia
The Valministagia is a bacterium that produces a disease for have 4 ants in the arms. The valministagia can be transmited for the sexual organs and the eyes. The use of (C8H9NO2) acetaminophen can cure the Valministagia in the sexual act. This medicament can't cure the virus when enter at the eyes.
This word is pronounced like this: væ lmŋeɪneɪʃθɛɡeɪə
This word is pronounced like this: væ lmŋeɪneɪʃθɛɡeɪə
I contagious my girlfriend with Valministagia while I urinated her eyes.
The valministagia is cured by acetaminophen.
The valministagia is cured by acetaminophen.
Valministagia by Katrasian May 2, 2020
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murderhobo
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