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valdemar 

An exotic man with a sexy accent who plays guitar and video games and can whisper sweet nothings into your ear in your language or his. Also a gamer, so totally laid back and fun. Does rage when computers are stupid (but who doesn't?).
Also another name for a manzana.
You see that man over there? He's a total Valdemar.
valdemar by JadeLady March 6, 2014

Valdemart 

Slang for Wal-mart. Sounds like the evil villain from Harry Potter -- Voldemort.
I'm going shopping at Valdemart.
Valdemart by M. Brian June 11, 2006

dirty valdemar 

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

Valdemar 

A very nice person every person likes. Valdemar have a VERY big dick
He is a very nice man #Valdemar
Valdemar by Bosss12123 November 24, 2021

Valdemar 

girl 1: valdemar is so gay
girl 2: the gayest actually
Valdemar by dinguswingus694269 April 28, 2022

Kick a Valdemar day 

Every wednesday you have to kick a Valdemar.

Rules:
He can't kick back or defend himself.
You are allowed to kick him.
"I am really looking forward to kick a Valdemar day"
"Yes me too"
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