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vankerchief 

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.
Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!
vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011
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Biana vacker 

Biana vacker is a side character of kotlc . she loves fashion and sometimes refuses to wear clothes below her standards,(very high). she is an elf and friend of sophie foster.
Biana vacker refused the sweatshirt Sophie offered her.
Biana vacker by yourboi_diseases September 3, 2020

Fitz Vacker 

fictional black haired dude with no personality and teal eyes, one of the dudes fighting over the queen of oblivous
"Fitz Vacker is hot!"
"Explains why you aren't, Kelly."
Fitz Vacker by booknook101 December 7, 2020

Fitz Vacker 

A character in the popular book series 'Keeper of lost cities', with the same personality as a brick wall. He should have stayed on that chandelier, everyone would have been happier for it.
Emma: Fitz Vacker is a disgusting little shit and should of dies in ages ago

Everyone ever: Correct
Fitz Vacker by moooony February 13, 2023

vankerouac

A rich, entitled, generally (but not necessarily) white male who has "broken free of society" to live in a luxury Sprinter-type "van" in order to pursue various extreme sports at a relatively low level. They are generally seen drinking gourmet coffee while working on their personal branding, spraying questionable beta to anyone within earshot, and shouting "send it!" on beginner routes. See also douchebag, jerry.
Ugh, the Buttermilks are full of vankerouacs triple padding the Ironman Traverse today. Let's go to the Sads.

I wish that vankerouac would spend more time actually climbing the route and less time posing for shots for their Instagram. Other people would like to try it.
vankerouac by pooridgeboy April 2, 2019

Biana Vacker 

Biana Vacker (should be changed to Biana Song once she marries Tam, or his name will be Tam Vacker) is a NOT fictional character (TOTALLY NOT) who is not only a hottie, but also amazing, powerful, funny, strong, and much, much more
Biana Vacker and Tam Song's wedding will take place soon. Please be prepared to be happy-yelling.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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