moooony's definitions

Emma

Emma is a smart individual, who is known for her fierce personality and her ability to be good at everything she tries. Emma is nice, but the second you hurt her friends she is planning your murder.

Olive: Where tf is Emma

Claudia: Someone was mean to Siena

Olive: So she's beating them up?
Claudia: Shes beating them up.

by moooony February 13, 2023

Caitlin

The smartest kid you will ever come across. They have the decency to be sleep deprived, addicted to coffee, and have the most idiotic boyfriend who is more closely related to a buffoon than an actual human.

Amy: Hey google, How tf do I do this math question

Caitlin: Stop. Calling. Me. Google.

Amy: Nope

*Pop the p*

by moooony February 13, 2023

Disarode

To throw a Dishwasher at a 6-month-old infant while piloting a plane

Dish-a-rode

I am going to disarode your child if you don't shut up

by moooony February 13, 2023

Cooly

To have a child with sheep, being a human sheep-human hybrid

She was a cooly

by moooony February 13, 2023

yeet

To throw that annoying kid out the window

mason: *is annoying*
Caitlin: *picks mason up and carries him over to the window, and drops him out of it*
Caitlin: *looking down at masons remains*
Caitlin: 'Yeet'

by moooony February 13, 2023

Olive

A smart young woman who walks like a grandmother who does aerobics. You can distinguish an olive by its flaming red hair, and tendency to hurt people that don't give them food. You need to be careful if you approach an olive in the wild if you want to come back alive.

Claudia: Have you seen olive?
*Children screaming in the background*
Claudia: Nevermind.
Claudia: I found her

by moooony February 13, 2023

Wolfstar Day

A day in which we celebrate the best ship in the harry potter universe. (Remus lupin/Sirius black)
This said day occurs every year on July the 9

James: OMG OMG ITS WOLFSTAR DAY TOMORROW WE MUST INFORM THE WORLD THE BEST HOLIDAY EVER IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!!!

by moooony February 14, 2023