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A vagina looking like roast beef, with some creamy mystery sauce oozing out of it... probably caused by some sort of STD(s).
I can't think of a gyro without thinking vagyro.
Vagyro by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010
Words you can keep
this bitch had a nasty vagyro
vagyro by Polish Mike March 1, 2005
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Vagyrant 

A woman who is adept at using sex to subvert, manipulate, and ultimately control the man she is with, in order to get what she wants. This us usually done through the promise of sex, though the aforementioned sex may or may not be (and in most cases isn't) delivered.

A vagyrant will usually prey on desperate,lonely, or genreally weak willed men who have the inability to think with anything else other than their dicks.

Men who fall prey to a vagyrant are inevitably turned into panty waste pussies of epic, eunuch-like proportions.
"Our buddy was supposed to go to the strip club with us tonight, but the vagyrant he's living with made him stay home to paint her toes."
Vagyrant by peoplemcnuggets April 20, 2009

Vagirony 

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.
Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.
Vagirony by tkast68 January 10, 2012
Vagrond is a giant space lizard (or GSL) from parts unknown. He is most known for his immense strength and heavy alcholism. When he is not drinking he tends to be sarcastic and go in adventures through time or something like that.
Vagrond throws the midget through the windown.
Vagrond by Ross Keebler March 26, 2003
Vagrond was a security officer aboard the USS Knight e-mail sim. He was a Gorn or some other kind of big reptile and he wore this gold robe. His RPs tended to be violent and every week he'd do a "weekend update" where he made fun of the other characters. Good times.
Vagrond shot him dead.
Vagrond by Ben Braxton March 26, 2003

vagrowave 

Noun: a vagina being used for the sole purpose of keeping a penis warm/ warming up a penis
Does not count as sex, even though thrusting is allowed while using a vagrowave
Experts have decided that this does not count as loss of virginity/sexual activity,
*Guy 1* "bro did you fuck my sister? "
*guy 2* "whoa of course not. I just used her vagrowave"
vagrowave by qwertyology July 13, 2014
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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