Vagyro

A vagina looking like roast beef, with some creamy mystery sauce oozing out of it... probably caused by some sort of STD(s).

I can't think of a gyro without thinking vagyro.

by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010

vagyro

vagina that looks like a gyro

this bitch had a nasty vagyro

by Polish Mike March 1, 2005

Vagyrant

A woman who is adept at using sex to subvert, manipulate, and ultimately control the man she is with, in order to get what she wants. This us usually done through the promise of sex, though the aforementioned sex may or may not be (and in most cases isn't) delivered.

A vagyrant will usually prey on desperate,lonely, or genreally weak willed men who have the inability to think with anything else other than their dicks.

Men who fall prey to a vagyrant are inevitably turned into panty waste pussies of epic, eunuch-like proportions.

"Our buddy was supposed to go to the strip club with us tonight, but the vagyrant he's living with made him stay home to paint her toes."

by peoplemcnuggets April 20, 2009

Vagirony

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.

Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.

by tkast68 January 10, 2012

Vagrond

Vagrond is a giant space lizard (or GSL) from parts unknown. He is most known for his immense strength and heavy alcholism. When he is not drinking he tends to be sarcastic and go in adventures through time or something like that.

Vagrond throws the midget through the windown.

by Ross Keebler March 26, 2003

Vagrond

Vagrond was a security officer aboard the USS Knight e-mail sim. He was a Gorn or some other kind of big reptile and he wore this gold robe. His RPs tended to be violent and every week he'd do a "weekend update" where he made fun of the other characters. Good times.

Vagrond shot him dead.

by Ben Braxton March 26, 2003

vagrowave

Noun: a vagina being used for the sole purpose of keeping a penis warm/ warming up a penis
Does not count as sex, even though thrusting is allowed while using a vagrowave
Experts have decided that this does not count as loss of virginity/sexual activity,

*Guy 1* "bro did you fuck my sister? "
*guy 2* "whoa of course not. I just used her vagrowave"

by qwertyology July 13, 2014