Vagypnosis 

An artificially induced state of consciousness that a female can employ on another human being by using access to her vagina (or the threatened lack of access) that results in heightened susceptibility to suggestion in an individual similar to a hypnotic state.

Vagypnosis is most commonly seen in heterosexual couples, whereby a female will use access to her vagina or the giving or withholding of sex to gain power over her male counterpart. It should be noted that vagypnosis has also been witnessed in lesbian couples as well as in females who are "experimenting" with members of their same sex.

Some individuals -as with hypnosis, and other forms of suggestion- are far more skilled at deploying and using vagypnosis than others.

He tried to say no to her, because she was very demanding and took up all of his time...but she used her vagypnosis on him...and now she has the keys to his house, and access to all of his bank accounts.

Vagypnosis by The Dickensian Virginian October 21, 2012

vaginosis 

A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.

When Esther's vaginosis makes you'r eyes water.

vaginosis by alawishous 5000 bling bling May 16, 2008

Sand-a-Vaganosis 

The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!

Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.

Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?

Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!

Sand-a-Vaganosis by A Dog November 16, 2007

sandy vaginosis 

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.

"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."

sandy vaginosis by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008

Sandiginal Vaginosis

A severe medical condition only experienced by hypochondriacs and complainers. Cases most commonly found in the military among non-infantry personnel.

Non-medical term is sand in your vagina or sand in your pussy.

Guy 1: Oh my feet hurt, I'm gonna have blisters! Can we stop yet?

Guy 2: What's the matter, got some sandiginal vaginosis again? You are the biggest bitch I've seen. Rub some dirt on it and drive on.

Sandiginal Vaginosis by TA Hoffman April 24, 2011

vaginosis 

A stankin ass pink taco. Usually occurs if the womans been sitting in the hot sun all day in biker shorts with her fat rolls hangin over the cooch so it can't air out. Result, a stankin cooter.

That bishes poot nanny stank so bad she must have vaginosis

vaginosis by The Pink Taco with no salsa or guac April 20, 2003

Vaginosis 

Using excuses to get out of training

He did not attend training due a bad case of Vaginosis

Vaginosis by French Canadian June 8, 2009