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vagypnotize 

1. The act of using vagypnosis to control or influence the actions of another human being.
2. Dominating a man or woman by using access to ones vagina to gain power over that individual.
She thought to herself "He wants to break up with me, I want to live in his house, and sleep with him every night. He will be mine. I will vagypnotize him, and make him give me a fat ring, and buy me a car."
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vagypnotism 

1. Of or dealing with the induction of vagypnosis.
2. The act of vagypnotizing.
She used vagypnotism on him and he just bought her a $12,000 ring. Now he's broke, and has no where to live, then she sold the ring and used it to pay 6 months for a luxury apartment downtown.
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vagypnotic 

1. Of or pertaining to of or pertaining to vagypnosis or vagypnotism.

2. A woman who is so unbelievably sexy, that she can use sex -or the very thought of having access to her vagina- as a way to gain control over any man or woman that she wants to.
She is so unbelievably sexy, and vagypnotic, that she gets whatever she wants all of the time.

She uses her vagypnotic charms to get men to sign paperwork, to get out of speeding tickets, and to make them give her gifts; she even uses it on that girl at the cash register who dresses like a boy, to make her accept expired coupons.

Vagypnatize

To allure or ensnare someone with the power of your vagina (can be intentional or unintentional).
"My pussy is so amazing that just hanging out with my own cousin that he became Vagypnatized and before it got creepy I had to friend zone him hard!"
Vagypnatize by Sailormonkey333 February 28, 2022

vagnotized 

Doing everything and anything a female tells you to. You're so mesmerized by her and her goodies that you'll do anything she says. You'll believe anything that comes from her mouth even if she's lying. She's perfect to you no matter what.
•DUDE 1: I just saw mark's girl with another dude
•DUDE 2: did you tell him?
•DUDE 1: yea but he won't believe me
•DUDE 1: damn Bruh he's too Vagnotized already
vagnotized by Thisisadictionary July 28, 2014
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