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Vagypnosis 

An artificially induced state of consciousness that a female can employ on another human being by using access to her vagina (or the threatened lack of access) that results in heightened susceptibility to suggestion in an individual similar to a hypnotic state.

Vagypnosis is most commonly seen in heterosexual couples, whereby a female will use access to her vagina or the giving or withholding of sex to gain power over her male counterpart. It should be noted that vagypnosis has also been witnessed in lesbian couples as well as in females who are "experimenting" with members of their same sex.

Some individuals -as with hypnosis, and other forms of suggestion- are far more skilled at deploying and using vagypnosis than others.
He tried to say no to her, because she was very demanding and took up all of his time...but she used her vagypnosis on him...and now she has the keys to his house, and access to all of his bank accounts.
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vagypnotic 

1. Of or pertaining to of or pertaining to vagypnosis or vagypnotism.

2. A woman who is so unbelievably sexy, that she can use sex -or the very thought of having access to her vagina- as a way to gain control over any man or woman that she wants to.
She is so unbelievably sexy, and vagypnotic, that she gets whatever she wants all of the time.

She uses her vagypnotic charms to get men to sign paperwork, to get out of speeding tickets, and to make them give her gifts; she even uses it on that girl at the cash register who dresses like a boy, to make her accept expired coupons.

vagypnotize 

1. The act of using vagypnosis to control or influence the actions of another human being.
2. Dominating a man or woman by using access to ones vagina to gain power over that individual.
She thought to herself "He wants to break up with me, I want to live in his house, and sleep with him every night. He will be mine. I will vagypnotize him, and make him give me a fat ring, and buy me a car."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026