vaguerant

adjective: Unclear status messages, updates or comments written for the sole purpose of attracting the pity, support, and/or attention of others. Also see: vaguerancy.

Vaguerant comments include:

punctuation-only status messages ("!!!", "???", and ellipses), acronym-only status messages ("OMG", "WTF"),

and any other incomplete, unclear, incendiary or melancholic phrases that would require someone else to a. ask several follow-up questions in order to extract meaning or b. defend or clarify a point c. express sympathy.

by SingletonGlo12.08.10 December 9, 2010

vagrant juice

Triple Meaning:

1) The juice that a vagrant drinks. Typically in a brown paper bag.

2) A slurry created by blending up a selection of vagrants.

3) The opaque fluid that vagrants excrete when excited.

1) "Pass me that there vagrant juice, gulp."

2) "Add more vagrant, the vagrant juice doesn't taste quite right."

3) "Hey, you just got hit by vagrant juice man!"

by The Vagrant February 16, 2008

Vagyrant

A woman who is adept at using sex to subvert, manipulate, and ultimately control the man she is with, in order to get what she wants. This us usually done through the promise of sex, though the aforementioned sex may or may not be (and in most cases isn't) delivered.

A vagyrant will usually prey on desperate,lonely, or genreally weak willed men who have the inability to think with anything else other than their dicks.

Men who fall prey to a vagyrant are inevitably turned into panty waste pussies of epic, eunuch-like proportions.

"Our buddy was supposed to go to the strip club with us tonight, but the vagyrant he's living with made him stay home to paint her toes."

by peoplemcnuggets April 20, 2009

Spicy Vagrant

Adds a new school twist to the classic Hot Carl / Hot Carlos. Step 1. Eat large, spicy ethnic meal (use Ethiopian or Kenyan food for best results). Step 2. Find sleepy / passed out vagrant. Step 3. Gently place a sheet of saran wrap over his / her mouth. Step 4. Drop trou and lay a spicy coiler over and into the saran wrap. Step 5 (optional). If you are feeling daring and aroused, style points can be added by pushing your dick through the poop and breaking the saran wrap barrier. Step 6. Profit!

Man, did you see the hobo out side the office this morning? Looks like someone pulled a "Spicy Vagrant" on him last night.

Damn, I feel terrible today, I passed out at the party last night and someone laid a "spicy Vagrant" on me. Fuckers!

by El Guappo June 11, 2009

Vomit of vagrants

A group of vagrants consisting of 3 or more individuals. Also know as a Mange of hobos.

There was a vomit of vagrants passed out next to the community centre.

by djshok October 17, 2011

vageantry

Noun. The act of presenting an elaborately groomed and/or decorated vagina.

Britney Spears' lack of vageantry when exiting the limo is synonymous with her failing grace and poise as a young lady in the arts community.

by Mavis7897 June 6, 2011

Vagrant

A person that is homeless and possibly jobless that aimlessly wanders around in the night (or day) like a drifter either by foot or via a car they don't own. If wandering via a car, they tend to drive recklessly early in the morning and blasting loud music as they obviously don't care about their speakers.; furthermore, they park wherever their car won't get towed as it could be in the driveway of a foreclosed home or at a Walmart parking lot overnight. Some people may enable them by providing them shelter, but it's hard for them to adjust to civilian life.

Somebody broke into my friend's house late in the night as my friend was away on vacation, but camera footage showed she/he only ate some food and slept a few hours before leaving at 5am. It's probably a vagrant and not a thief as this person had no intention of stealing goods.

by Manlyboobs May 25, 2020