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Vaguenism 

1. (Religion/Spirituality): The act of using vague or shallow spiritual soundbites on social media to create an appearance of spiritual insight:

*Meme-based expression: Sharing religious or spiritual memes without deeper analysis or personal reflection.
*Lack of evidence: Failing to provide sound philosophical, theological or scriptural justification for beliefs.
*Superficial engagement: Avoiding in-depth discussions or deflecting challenges to their views.
2. (Informal) The use of vague, unsubstantiated statements to appear knowledgeable or authoritative on any topic:
* Generalities: Speaking in broad terms without specifics.
* Evasiveness: Dodging questions, refusal to engage in discourse or provide details.
* Non-committal language: Using phrases like "maybe" or "it depends"while still being certain of ones poition
3. (In Politics): The use of ambiguous or emotionally charged language to manipulate opinion or avoid taking a clear stance on an issue.

* Appeal to a specific audience: Using vagueness to avoid alienating potential voters.
* Distract from specifics: By focusing on generalities or emotional appeals, which divert attention from details of policy or potential negative actions.
* Shift blame or responsibility: Vague statements make it difficult to hold politicians accountable for their actions & inaction.
* Create a sense of urgency or fear: Vague warnings or threats are used to manipulate public opinion and gain support for specific policies.
Spiritual Vaguenism on Social Media:
"Just trust the universe, friend. Everything happens for a reason. #Blessed " (This sentence uses vague platitudes and lacks any specific spiritual guidance.)
Sharing a meme about finding peace without explaining how to achieve it.
General Vaguenism in Social Media:
"We need to make a change! Let's work together to create a better world! " (This statement lacks specifics about the desired change or how to achieve it.)
"Do your own research! The mainstream media is lying to you!" (This avoids providing evidence for the claim and encourages distrust without explanation.)
Political Vaguenism:
Politician A: "We need to strengthen our national security." (This is vague – it doesn't specify what "strengthen" means or what threats are being addressed.)
Politician B (opponent): "My opponent's plan is dangerous and will make us less safe." (This uses fear-mongering without outlining the specific dangers of the opponent's plan.)
Vaguenism by Kishan Impossible March 17, 2024
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Vaginismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."
Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus
Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019
lessons preached by those starry eyed dimwits who fall for the unmatched, smart, witty, intelligent, insightful, intellectual humans named varun
she's a bore ever since she started her varunism
varunism by eyewe April 9, 2010
1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital
1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"
vagenis by junja1234 July 12, 2009

Facebook Vaguerism

Saying something vague on Facebook for attention. It's basically to get people to comment on your status or ask what's wrong. That's why it's a very attention whore like activity. However sometimes vaguerisms can indicate that they're posting about some one on their friends list and don't want to be obvious.
Susan Posts: Sometimes I just don't know anymore
Good Friend Posts: what's wrong/what happened.
Cynical Friend Posts: just say what's up this is such a Facebook Vaguerism!

Not limited to simple status, it can also involve hateful/depressed lyrics.

Susan Posts: I believe that lovers should be tied together thrown into the ocean on the worst of weather.
Good Friend: omg what happened?
Cynical Friend: Cut the Vaguerisms! just tell us what's up instead of posting some dumb sh*t on facebook.

Susan Posts: Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads... and you can think of me when you forget your seat belt.
Dumb Friend: Omg I love Brand New!
Good Friend: Who could you possibly hate this much? Please call me.
Facebook Vaguerism by RedPolkadot November 8, 2010

vageenis 

A female with half a vagina and half a penis
That girl has the biggest vaggenis i ever did see
vageenis by lardicus May 16, 2004

Vageenis 

Oscar’s not vagina non penis but somehow both at the same time.
Oscar has a vageenis because he is Oscar. *cumms💦🍆*
Vageenis by H1tlerr June 6, 2021
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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