vampenis

Vampenis ; A man who enjoys getting blood on his cock fucking a girl on her period

Man 1: Mark loves fucking Donna while she's on the rag.

Man 2: Well obviously, he's got a total Vampenis after reading that Twilight bullshit he loves the blood all over his dick

vampenis by Zboner December 7, 2009

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Vapenis

When the dick comes out of the vagina of a trani when hard, when soft the penis re-enters the vagina and awaits further stimulation,

Guy 1: "dam check out that blonde"
Guy 2: "nahh man that's nasty you don't want that she has a vapenis"
Guy 1: "that's just nasty"

Vapenis by k0ach April 10, 2010

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transexual

get off my VAPENIS (weekends only)

vapenis by tran Sexual January 31, 2003

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Vapenis

An abnormally large clitoris. Not quite a chode.

Did you hear about Angie? He clicked is so big, it's like she's got a vapenis!

Vapenis by MissesRamey January 27, 2024

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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