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vagitity 

Adj. Whining, crying, being a debbie-downer.
Dude all you do is bitch about everything and whine all the time, I'm so sick of your vagitity
vagitity by michelle dupuis February 26, 2008
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Vagility Factor

(n.) Used by women to indicate the quality and quantity of attractive men at a given place during a specific period. 2. measure of vaginal wetness induced by a man.
1. The Vagility Factor at that new night club is highest from 9:00pm through 2:30am.

2. He has a high Vagility Factor in my opinion.
Vagility Factor by Ronniucci June 17, 2010
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The middle of a large pair of breasts, this is where you tit f*** your chick.
That thots vagitty is showing! We need to add her to the big vagitty committee!
Vagitty by JLew33 May 8, 2019

vagility 

Vaginal Agility. The vagina's ability to adapt and conform to all shapes and sizes with ease (or the lack of.)
Did you see that 3ft. cucumber she used? Her vagility is off the hook.
vagility by Sigtric July 7, 2016

Vaginity 

When a girl finally loses her vagina-virginity after previously only having anal sex to technically remain a virgin.
"Now that Loren is getting married, I guess she's finally going to lose her vaginity."

"Yeah, and her ass can quit hurting all the time."

"Zing!"
Vaginity by Maid of Honor February 4, 2010

vaginity 

The loss of a vagina's virginity.
"I heard she was untapped so I stuck it in her vaginity."
vaginity by The Beaver Bumper January 12, 2008
n. a term for an affliction (normally applied to males) that causes one to become a pussy.

(alternate definition) n. the root cause of a man's unexplained bitchiness.
Bob said he can't go to the Tijuana Donkey Show because his mother would disapprove. I think its just a bad case of vagititis.

(alt) Glen is being a real grouch today. He must be suffering from vagititis.
vagititis by Nite Owl December 22, 2005
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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