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vagsicle 

when a female person takes a piss outside in sub zero temperatures and the pee freezes like an icicle from her vag.
while camping in Alaska Lauren found herself without a bathroom. she went to relieve her bladder out in the snow and to her horror a vagsicle formed.
vagsicle by Sarah Jean Z. May 26, 2008
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vagiclean 

Medical cream ailment for vaginal crust build up.
"Vagiclean. When there's a little too much cheese on the taco."
vagiclean by Deno May 20, 2003

vagiscerated

contraction of the words "vagina" and "eviscerated", meaning a severely damaged or destroyed vagina. The undesirable and unpleasant condition of a woman's pussy after it's been pounded and abused due to excessive harsh sexual intercourse or extreme prolonged masturbation.
1) "Shelly was so vagiscerated from playing with her two foot, double-headed 'man-o-war' all night that she had to go to the emergency room."

2) "Tanya was an absolute vagiscerated trainwreck after hosting her son's entire high school football team's victory celebration."
vagiscerated by imbrockstone March 8, 2015
Cunt Cream

Nothing else but pure twat relif

lovely
OOF! barbera, i had a nasty itch but this cunt cream seems to have sorted it

oh really? whats it called

umm... vagisil
vagisil by Loserboy (richard rees) September 10, 2008
Taken orally to decrease brain cells. Also, Eric Cartmans NASCAR sponsor.
Commercial: When a woman isn't feeling her freshest, she turns to Vagisil

Cartman: Goddammit another Vagisil commercial!!?

Commercial: .......to stop feminie itching and relieve vaginal odors.

Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?!
Vagisil by ThaBigCheesy October 12, 2010

vagisil wheels 

this is the term used to describe a driver that is resourceful and can slip out of any sticky driving situation. The drivers slick driving eases discomfort not only for the other driver, but for passengers and everyone involved in the near fatal encounter.
Wow!! what a manuever that was, that dude has vagisil wheels.
vagisil wheels by mexicanfoodstamp November 17, 2009