vagisicle

another word for a douche-bag

dude, todd throws his clean-up rags all over the floor. he's such a vagisicle.

by slowscan December 30, 2007

vagsicle

when a female person takes a piss outside in sub zero temperatures and the pee freezes like an icicle from her vag.

while camping in Alaska Lauren found herself without a bathroom. she went to relieve her bladder out in the snow and to her horror a vagsicle formed.

by Sarah Jean Z. May 26, 2008

vagiclean

Medical cream ailment for vaginal crust build up.

"Vagiclean. When there's a little too much cheese on the taco."

by Deno May 20, 2003

vagiscerated

contraction of the words "vagina" and "eviscerated", meaning a severely damaged or destroyed vagina. The undesirable and unpleasant condition of a woman's pussy after it's been pounded and abused due to excessive harsh sexual intercourse or extreme prolonged masturbation.

1) "Shelly was so vagiscerated from playing with her two foot, double-headed 'man-o-war' all night that she had to go to the emergency room."

2) "Tanya was an absolute vagiscerated trainwreck after hosting her son's entire high school football team's victory celebration."

by imbrockstone March 8, 2015

vagisil

Cunt Cream

Nothing else but pure twat relif

lovely

OOF! barbera, i had a nasty itch but this cunt cream seems to have sorted it

oh really? whats it called

umm... vagisil

by Loserboy (richard rees) September 10, 2008

Vagisil

Taken orally to decrease brain cells. Also, Eric Cartmans NASCAR sponsor.

Commercial: When a woman isn't feeling her freshest, she turns to Vagisil

Cartman: Goddammit another Vagisil commercial!!?

Commercial: .......to stop feminie itching and relieve vaginal odors.

Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?!

by ThaBigCheesy October 12, 2010

vagisil wheels

this is the term used to describe a driver that is resourceful and can slip out of any sticky driving situation. The drivers slick driving eases discomfort not only for the other driver, but for passengers and everyone involved in the near fatal encounter.

Wow!! what a manuever that was, that dude has vagisil wheels.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 17, 2009