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vagsicle
when a female person takes a piss outside in sub zero temperatures and the pee freezes like an icicle from her vag.
while camping in Alaska Lauren found herself without a bathroom. she went to relieve her bladder out in the snow and to her horror a vagsicle formed.
vagsicle by Sarah Jean Z. May 26, 2008
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vagisicle • vaginicle • vagsicle • Vagicicle • vagiscicle • vagisilence • vagesticles • vagiclean • vagisil • Vagcicle
vagiclean
vagiscerated
contraction of the words "vagina" and "eviscerated", meaning a severely damaged or destroyed vagina. The undesirable and unpleasant condition of a woman's pussy after it's been pounded and abused due to excessive harsh sexual intercourse or extreme prolonged masturbation.
1) "Shelly was so vagiscerated from playing with her two foot, double-headed 'man-o-war' all night that she had to go to the emergency room."
2) "Tanya was an absolute vagiscerated trainwreck after hosting her son's entire high school football team's victory celebration."
2) "Tanya was an absolute vagiscerated trainwreck after hosting her son's entire high school football team's victory celebration."
vagiscerated by imbrockstone March 8, 2015
vagisil
OOF! barbera, i had a nasty itch but this cunt cream seems to have sorted it
oh really? whats it called
umm... vagisil
oh really? whats it called
umm... vagisil
vagisil by Loserboy (richard rees) September 10, 2008
Vagisil
Commercial: When a woman isn't feeling her freshest, she turns to Vagisil
Cartman: Goddammit another Vagisil commercial!!?
Commercial: .......to stop feminie itching and relieve vaginal odors.
Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?!
Cartman: Goddammit another Vagisil commercial!!?
Commercial: .......to stop feminie itching and relieve vaginal odors.
Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?!
Vagisil by ThaBigCheesy October 12, 2010
vagisil wheels
this is the term used to describe a driver that is resourceful and can slip out of any sticky driving situation. The drivers slick driving eases discomfort not only for the other driver, but for passengers and everyone involved in the near fatal encounter.
vagisil wheels by mexicanfoodstamp November 17, 2009
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