vaginal dick 

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.

Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"

vaginal dick by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

vagina-dick 

An adult male who exhibits the personality traits of a woman, i.e., the vagina, but is a man, i.e a dick. The man acts in a manner that is consistent with female behavioural patterns. Men who enjoy listening to soft, sensual music, such as soulful R&B artists such as Usher, Brian McKnight and Boyz 2 Men are vagina-dicks.

"You like this song?? You're such a vagina-dick!"

vagina-dick by Onslaught31 May 26, 2009

vagina dick 

The state of one's penis after sex, during which it retains the smell of a woman's vagina (and latex, if applicable).

"Ew, I just scratched my balls and now my hand smells like poon."
"Have you showered since you piped your girl?"
"Nope."
"Sounds like you got that vagina dick."

vagina dick by tHaKid August 17, 2014

vagina, ass, dick, shoot

Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot is an amazing game. It is a variation of rock, paper, scissor, shoot, or Rochambeau. In this game, you call out, Vagina, Ass, Dick, and Shoot. When you call shoot, you show whatever your doing. Vagina beats ass because vagina can shoot a baby at ass, and dick beats vagina because dick can poke vagina. Also, ass beats dick because ass can suffocate dick. This game was invented by a few kidsfrom Avonworth Middle School. They we're looking for a variation on the game Rock, Paper, Scissor, Shoot, which they used to see who would take out the trash.

"Hey man, i dont really wanna take out the trash today," said Little boy Johnny. "It's ok dude, just play Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot with Bob, im sure you'll beat him!"

vagina, ass, dick, shoot by s3x Machine December 31, 2007

vaginalickery 

Like cocksuckery but the opposite. You can use this word to signify things you don't give a shitlicker about.

Hey Jim, wanna go to the sports tournament tomorrow?

I ain't interested in that vaginalickery.

vaginalickery by discord: pingxv#0420 June 8, 2020

vaginadickbuttfuck 

when you go to fuck a chick in the asshole then all of a sudden she turns around and your half chub whips out then you hit her in the face then slip it back in her vagina

last night as i was fucking Janelle in the asshole i had a vaginadickbuttfuck. it wasn't good.

vaginadickbuttfuck by Urban Dictionary 2014 August 25, 2014

dickhand vagina 

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.

Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

dickhand vagina by lolilover299 May 7, 2018