vagful

The anger of the uterus when an egg isn't fertilized.

Vagina Period Cramps PMS Angry Bitterness

When trying to figure out why your uterus hates you, you realize that it worked hard to make something that you aren't using so it then becomes "vagful."

Vengeful Vengeance

by girlswiththoughts May 30, 2016

vagultures

Vagultures is a word created from the fusion of vagina and vultures. Someone who is pecking around the party looking for scraps of vagina. Beware, this man is drunk and horny, and will usually take whoever doesn't run when he swoops in.

"Look at the nine guys who just walked into this party, those vagultures."
"The Vagulta meter just hit a 9."

by Nerl McFlannigan March 13, 2008

Vagulence

Slang for queef (pussy fart)

Yo, Becky straight wack with all this vagulence.

by Keith? September 18, 2015

Vagulous

A strong, resilient women.

Mel and Macey are vagulous.

by Hey_its_Gibbo September 30, 2023

Count Vagula

What you call the top dog of all lesbians. Gets more pussy than any famous pornstar and makes straight and gay women alike melt in their panties.

Lesbian 1: God, Susan is SUCH a Count Vagula. I'd love to get in her pants.
Lesbian 2: Me too. We'll probably get to fuck her sometime, actually.

Guy: Too bad that chick is a Count Vagula...

by Pawlah Deen September 26, 2013

vagullet

A mullet over consisting of pubic hair which falls over the vagina

It took me 7 years to grow this Vagullet!

by Joey Joe Joe Junior May 13, 2005

Vagulence

Flatulence that come from the vagina.

I had really bad vagulences after I used Summers Eve.

by Shanaynay Sherwood January 25, 2020