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When a woman wipes her bum from back to front and smears faeces into her vagina
Oh no I wiped the wrong way and now I have vagbog
vagbog by Ashtray1986 July 7, 2024
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When a woman wipes her bum from back to front and gets feces in her vagina
Oh no I wiped the wrong way and now I have vagbog
vagbog by Ashtray1986 July 7, 2024
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A protuberence from the hip occurring in some females which causes moderate to severe pain to whoever's lap they're sitting on.
"Hey you and that chick were gettin pretty cozy last night, huh?"

"Yeah too bad I had her vagbone up my cock."
Vagbone by Trick D January 4, 2009

vagbagel 

Person1: Dude i'm starving. Person2: Go eat Chance's vagbagel. Person1: Think Chance likes cream cheese in the vagbagel cuz i'll fucking do it.
vagbagel by TheOneWhoDoesNotSpeak January 29, 2009
pronounced as 'vag (as in VAGina) boy'

A boy who has a vagina. The opposite of a dickgirl. pretty much a transgender man.

usually vagboys dont have breasts but can have them.
Bob: 'hey jeff, do you like dickgirls?'
Kevin: 'i like them, but vagboys are better!!'
Vagboy by somebody took acorn December 25, 2017

Vagbooking 

The act of seeking out women you do not know for sexual intercourse via Facebook, usually unsuccessfully.
"Last night I was Vagbooking and I think I hooked a good one for this evening!"

"I can't pick up girls so I just Vagbook."
Vagbooking by WEBY February 3, 2010

vagbagging 

Similar to teabagging, but done by a woman.
Teabagging with a vagina.
He looks terrible.
Maybe his girlfriend was vagbagging him last night.
vagbagging by Lolmaster777 January 18, 2009
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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