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1)Pronounced Vag-be-gone is a strong and powerful liquid that is used to guard off obnoxious girlfriends. It has been crafted with strong hormones that causes women to have serious headaches and a terrible allergic reaction. Depending on how much is used, vagbegone can be effective up to a 20 foot radius! Warning: Use with caution.

2)Used normally in a spray bottle, this liquid can be poured on to various items to insure no female will try to touch it.

3)Vagbegone is also commonly used to cure bro's who have become Vagisolated or any other woman bound disorders.
Example 1:
Dylan: "Please leave me alone."
Sapphire: "But I want to be with you."
Dylan: "Don't make me get the Vagbegone!"

Example 2:
Jesse: "Aren't you afraid that your new girlfriend is going to touch your new gaming console?"

Bryan:" No, not at all. I poured some vagbegone on it. That make sure she stays away from it."
Jesse:" Oh good! I was worried for a second that she might break it."

Example 3:
Dylan: "Oh no Bryan has become to entwined with his new girlfriend."
Shawn: "Don't worry, I brought the Vagbegone."
Dylan: "Free at last, Free at last"!
Vagbegone by Unrated13 May 31, 2015
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A protuberence from the hip occurring in some females which causes moderate to severe pain to whoever's lap they're sitting on.
"Hey you and that chick were gettin pretty cozy last night, huh?"

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