Vagbooking 

The act of seeking out women you do not know for sexual intercourse via Facebook, usually unsuccessfully.

"Last night I was Vagbooking and I think I hooked a good one for this evening!"

"I can't pick up girls so I just Vagbook."

Vagbooking by WEBY February 3, 2010

vagbooking 

On social networking sites, the action of posting links to feminist art or other such subject matter. Coined by Mike Watson on February 2, 2010.

Tired of vagbooking, he decided to post links to action movies instead.

vagbooking by Polymathink February 3, 2010

Vaguebooking 

An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"

Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."

Opposite:

Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"

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Vaguebooking by elbandidomaximo February 19, 2009

Vaguebooking 

When one has feelings to share and takes to Facebook to do so. Instead of writing out what one actually needs to say, they write something cryptic that prompts others to ask "what's wrong." This is usually when the Vaguebooker replies with another Vaguebook reply such as "DM me" or "don't feel like talking about it." This will then prompt the inquirer to not give a shit.

Kelly had a bad week, so she took to Facebook to do some vaguebooking. "Really wish things turned out differently."

Vaguebooking by PotstickerLicker September 17, 2017

Vaguebooking Bomb

Fabricating the biggest news possible when someone is vague booking and then breaking that news to all of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.

Friend 1: We are just going to chalk this one up to God wanting to teach me patience....................

Friend 2: Everyone help me congratulate (Friend 1) with their first (of many) Babies on the way!!!!!

Friend 1 now has to explain how his wife is not having a baby and that he just got a Vaguebooking Bomb to all of this Facebook Friends, Family, and Boss.

Vaguebooking Bomb by World Wide Mike July 12, 2012

Vaguebooking 

An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to "Hide" future updates by the perpetrator.

Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"

"Good grief, Mary, give the fishing for sympathy a break and phone a friend instead of vaguebooking. Hmm, what's this? 'Hide all updates from Mary'? Much better, now I only get updates worth reading!"

Vaguebooking by bambimasticator February 5, 2010

Vaguebooking 

Writing a Facebook status to/about someone without mentioning their name. A tactic typically employed by 15 year old girls, however one that has become an alarming trend among grown men (and adults in general) who display an apparent lack of testicular fortitude. The Status is usually followed by dot dot dot and a Wink Emoticon to accentuate the passive aggressive "I'm better than you" overtones.

The Status author is so blinded by his over blown sense of self worth that he generally fails to realize that he looks like a complete Bitch and spineless fool.

I remember when I was a Skateboarder, I was 12. Some people need to get a grip.

Dave: I wonder who Mark is talking about. He's Vaguebooking again.
Fred: Possibly me, because I still Skateboard at 32.
Dave: Dude needs to grow some balls. He comes across like such a whiney little Bitch.

Vaguebooking by The One they call Otter August 29, 2013