Cell phone rings...
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: hey dude, what us!
Man 1: I'm waiting for "Female" to get ready so we can go out!
Man 2: oh shit, that's gotta suck!
Man 1: I've never been so "vagitated" in my life!
Man 2: I feel your pain man!
After being single for several months and wasting her time with losers on dating signs Nicole had become so vagitated that the sound of an electric toothbrush started making her nervous
so you and a co-worker are trying toget a job done and all he does is cry about how difficult it is. thats when i would say whats wrong buddy are you vagitated do you need a tampon to soak up all that leaking you mangina is doing