Urban Dictionary: Definitions by KatieRed

vadonacons

fat scary fake drag queen boobs.

Damn bitch, back up them vadonacons.

vadonacons by KatieRed October 19, 2007

Merch

When a man is eating and woman out and she is on her period and then burps up a blood clot in her face.

Man: "Burp"!!!!
Woman: Oh, NOOOOO! You just cherry coated flavor nuggeted all over my FACE!!!

Merch

When you take a BIG wiff of a vagina and move down to the Butthole without bringing your face up. End result is a pignose face.

That dude last night made the best pignose pussy duke of my life.

Merch

When your man is watching football and you have to sit there and look like you are interested for HOURS!

Girl the game was on last night and I was femballin' like a mother fucker.

femballin' by KatieRed October 19, 2007

Merch

When you are sitting around listening to your man playing the guitar and you silently wish you could play that damn good.

Girl last night I was guitar galin' it out like a rockstar.

Merch

Music that sounds so good it feels like it is fucking you in the ear.

I was sitting at Matt's house last night and had a musical eargasum!

Merch