uwatt 

uWatt is a rare species of extremely competitive but still humorous fresh triathletes, residing in Europe, and most often spotted in and around Helsinki, proceeding incredibly long distances in a peculiarly swift manner and producing phenomenal watts on the side.

Ah, look at that speed, look at that charisma. What an uWatt! What a triathlete!

uwatt by Librarian of Tomorrow November 20, 2020

UWaterloo of the South

Also known the MIT, it is the American counterpart of the objectively better university, uwaterloo

Bob: Applying for universities is so stressful, getting into uwaterloo of the south is easy but getting into uwaterloo is what I'm aiming for
Fred: You wanna go to uwaterloo? You're insane you need to be a genius to go there. Just go to uwaterloo of the south like us common folks

UWaterloo of the South by uwaterlooofthesouth January 18, 2021

Unattainable 

A person who is extrememly attractive, and whom you wish you could have a relationship with. however, you know it would never happen so you don't even bother.

Josh is so cute, but he's just too perfect. Every girl wants him, so I don't stand a chance. He's my unattainable.

Unattainable by Sweetnlow423 September 27, 2013

uyattl 

Up your ass to the left

Susie: “Where can I find my juul you lost Chad?”
Chad: “Oh let me think... oh ya it’s UYATTL!!!”

uyattl by Clifford the Bid Red Dog July 3, 2020

unattended cannonballs 

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.

In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

unattended cannonballs by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2014

Unattractive girl syndrome 

A girl who is not attractive, or does not feel attractive, who constantly has to reaffirm her sex appeal or attractiveness by objectifying herself, whether that be performing, or speaking about sexual acts, dressing very provocatively, flashing etc. Then by gaining male sexual attention she reaffirms her attractiveness, or 'sexiness', and temporarily feels desired.

She may also engage in sexual discussions or competitions with her female 'friends', where they compete to see who is found more 'desirable' by who has had more sexual encounters etc

EX 1.

random guy: want to do it?

Unattractive girl: sure, just say you love me while we do it

EX 2.
selina: i just had DP while riding a mechanical bull, and 50 guys watched

kathleen: well i just gave 15 bjs in under 10 minutes, beat that bitch!

^Unattractive girl syndrome

Unattractive girl syndrome by modernpsychologist September 15, 2010

see unattached 

When one writes an email that is intended to have an attachment, but the author forgets to actually attach the document before it is sent.

Email 1:

Joe, here's that excel spreadsheet you requested. See attached.

Fred

Email 2:

Fred, you mean "see unattached"? You forgot the excel file.

Joe

see unattached by T-Baxx August 1, 2010