urnet 

The badass bitch that is hot as fuck and can make u fall in love with her or him.

I’m in love with urnet

urnet by 1hejdbdj June 10, 2020

Urethra Cactus 

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

Urethra Cactus by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Urethrush 

When taking a piss a one stall, one urinal bathroom, you rush your piss to make sure you wash your hands before the guy taking a dump comes out and gets his shit-laden fingers all over the sink.

In order to wash my hands before the guy taking a shit came out of the stall, I had to pull a urethrush once I heard the toilet flush.

Urethrush by mattybumpo November 18, 2011

Urnt

An expression used to show that a situation is wack, corny, or unpleasing. Often said by the responder of a certain question or topic that is stated. Like the sound of a boat horn.

To blow the "urnt whistle" on a stupid topic or situation.

"Man that dude just threw a beer bottle at that police officer. Urnt!"

Man, Heather said she wasn't going to that dudes house and there her car is parked outside his house. What a trick! Urnt!

Urnt by Hinch951 March 4, 2009

Unretard 

(v) the act of temporarily ceasing retardation

sergeant, permission to unretard for a second

Unretard by haha funny small chungus April 28, 2020

Urethra Franklin 

After you have anal sex with a girl that ate hot peppers and get a seed stuck in your pee hole, causing undesirable burning and irration.

I thought my sunburn was painful until I had a Urethra Franklin.

Urethra Franklin by Shitonmytits January 23, 2017

Urinetown

What is Urinetown? Urinetown is here! It's the town where ever people learn to live in fear.

So look around, you've finally found the place you asked about; for Urinetown is your town if you're hopeless, down and out.

"Urinetown... is death?!"

"That's one interpretation."

Urinetown by Jess Taurins June 7, 2007