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Urethra Cactus
A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.
Urethra Cactus by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021
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Urethrush
When taking a piss a one stall, one urinal bathroom, you rush your piss to make sure you wash your hands before the guy taking a dump comes out and gets his shit-laden fingers all over the sink.
In order to wash my hands before the guy taking a shit came out of the stall, I had to pull a urethrush once I heard the toilet flush.
Urethrush by mattybumpo November 18, 2011
Urnt
An expression used to show that a situation is wack, corny, or unpleasing. Often said by the responder of a certain question or topic that is stated. Like the sound of a boat horn.
Unretard
Unretard by haha funny small chungus April 28, 2020
Urethra Franklin
After you have anal sex with a girl that ate hot peppers and get a seed stuck in your pee hole, causing undesirable burning and irration.
Urethra Franklin by Shitonmytits January 23, 2017
Urinetown
What is Urinetown? Urinetown is here! It's the town where ever people learn to live in fear.
So look around, you've finally found the place you asked about; for Urinetown is your town if you're hopeless, down and out.
So look around, you've finally found the place you asked about; for Urinetown is your town if you're hopeless, down and out.
Urinetown by Jess Taurins June 7, 2007
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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