Specifically one of those asian males you cannot find a single flaw in. Perhaps a gamer, or an athlete, probably a scholar. The man himself is said to be insanely gorgeous.
A hideous malformation and decomposition of the toes, caused by near-permanent wearing of rubber clogs, aka Crocs. Almost exclusively a condition affecting women
"Jeez! Have you seen Maria's feet? I've never seen such a bad case of Urethane Toe!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'