urchkin

(noun) A munchkin that lives under porches and balconies.

"We better get out of here before the urchkins come."

"Urchkins are people too."

by Aunt Cheryl December 29, 2013

Besmirchin the urchins

Speaking Ill of younger people in a comical way.

Well are you teachers besmirchin the urchins?

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Sea Urchin Propaganda

Propaganda given by the sea urchins, or other sea creatures. Common sea urchin propaganda includes, pasta being bad, sewers being good, Eggyeg being worse than tacoted, and many more.

I SWEAR THAT'S SEA URCHIN PROPAGANDA, DON'T LIE TO ME!

by A sea urchin definitely March 20, 2022

urchin

A street person or person of the street. These people usually dwell in cars that aren't theirs, warehouses, squatting holes, gutters, garbage cans, boxes, parks, opium dens, public bathrooms (bus/train station, airport), bushes, soup kitchen's, etc.
They can often be seen swimming in yuppie's pools in the daytime while the sell-outs are at work and carrying a bottle shaped brown paper bag.

Yuppie: get out of my way you bum!
Urchin: *pulls out urchin/hobo knife* I'm no bum, i'm an urchin! *stabs yuppie and steal his wallet for booze*
Urchin: *whistles tune* I love to live the urchin life, stabbin people with my urchin knife

by pAge June 14, 2005

Lan Urchin

A child who has grown up wandering from one LAN party to another, very familiar with computer games, LAN connections, and energy drinks.

After her first couple of years as a lan urchin, Natalie was unable to eat pizza without sitting at a computer.

by kenjamd December 17, 2008

Sea Urchin Scramble

The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.

Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"

by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

Sea Urchin

The act of sticking your finger in someone's butthole and it clinches up like a Sea Urchin does when you poke your finger in one. Particularly effective if you say "Sea Urchin" as you make the move.

Ha! Stacy was bending down to grab her purse and I gave her a sea urchin.

by C.JO June 2, 2004