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urben dictionary 

when you don't know how to spell "urban"
dude, that guy just typed urben dictionary

urben dictionary 

The Best Fucking Web Site Eva! (note its this web site)
guy #1: hey i looked up idiot on urben dictionary last night
guy #2:kool what did you get
guy #1: a fuck load of uber stuff

urban dictionery admins 

bunch of adopted alliens from a planet of uranus, they came to earth about 300 years ago and started mating with each other, eating their own shit. Things werent looking good for uranus people but good for them they showed some fags, their old cult rimjobing and each others, and they gave them super powers of gay rainbow people so and they made a stromg lobby of lgbt, and now uranuses have urban dictionary site that only homosexuals and deranged squirls are allowed to write on it.
urban dictionery admins is bunch of uranus alliens

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Your Name On Urban Dictionary

Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.
Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.

Urban Dictionary Editors 

The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.
Bad Urban Dictionary Editor: I don't like this definition. *reject* I don't agree with this definition. *reject*

Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*

I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.