urbat

A person on Urban Dictionary, who constantly rates a good definition down, because.

a)Their trying to be funny.

b)They hate the person who wrote it.

c)They think the word is stupid.

d)It somehow offends them.

e)They cant pronounce it.

f)Their mad about somthing unrelated.

g)The person thinks its bad because its not how the want it to be.

This word was only made to call/insult the people who do this, because their loners that need to get a life.

guy: Posts definition.

urbat: l01 thS gi iZ a fegot L0lz!!@@21 (rates down)

guy: What the fuck...


Watch an urbat rate this down because they think their funny.

urbat by whatthrtj January 27, 2009

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."

Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Urban Dictionary Dumbass by Snowskeeper February 25, 2013

Urbanal Sex 

The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.

Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.

Urbanal Sex by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018

urban forestry 

The art of male grooming of the 'forest' area. Although mainly by posh gentlemen, can sometimes apply to a 'lady' with quite a forest patch which needs to be 'deknotted' or tidied up.

I say old chap. One simply cannot make lunch today. One has a man coming round to help me with my Urban Forestry

urban forestry by ShittierJokes September 13, 2017

Urban plagiarism 

When Urban dictionary doesn't publish your definition, but posts it the next day writtem by someone else, word for word.

Your word wasnot published.
Next day. your word and definition is Word of the day, just posted by someone else.
Urban plagiarism.

Urban plagiarism by HbBrisley July 9, 2020

Your Name On Urban Dictionary

Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.

Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.

Your Name On Urban Dictionary by Chuds McGee October 1, 2019

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks

Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

Urban Paedo by Real Samsons Lifters May 22, 2019