Mast urbation talk:
Drunk guy 1 : Hey guys! You know when you masturbate, you're urbating your mast!
Other drunk guys : Puahahahahah!
Drunk guy 1 : Copyrighted by me, i made this up, no joke.
Drunk guy 2 : I made it up first, bastard!
Drunk guy 3 : No, I did, you morons I thought about it first!
Drunk guy 1 : Oh yeah, well I'm the first to tell it!
(Fight starts)
Drunk guy 1 : Hey guys! You know when you masturbate, you're urbating your mast!
Other drunk guys : Puahahahahah!
Drunk guy 1 : Copyrighted by me, i made this up, no joke.
Drunk guy 2 : I made it up first, bastard!
Drunk guy 3 : No, I did, you morons I thought about it first!
Drunk guy 1 : Oh yeah, well I'm the first to tell it!
(Fight starts)
by Meeeeeeeee1234566 January 19, 2008
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Copyrighted by me, i made this up, no joke.
Copyrighted by me, i made this up, no joke.
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Playign guitar solos involves maximum URBATION of the guitar neck.
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n. The shortened slang version of Urban Dictionary.
v. The act of searching a word on Urban Dictionary.
v. The act of searching a word on Urban Dictionary.
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by Matthew Allen March 2, 2007
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