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urbandictionism 

A term for a euphemism that might as well have been invented on urban dictionary because no one uses it in real life.
James, a typical 7th grader, wants to impress his friends with his maturity, and looks up random words on Urban Dictionary. The next day, his teacher says he had blueberry waffles for breakfast and James' urbandictionism sends the classroom into chaos.
urbandictionism by auxori October 5, 2021
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Urbandictionsucks 

Something you say when you get sick of submiting words that are perfectly fine with a good definition but the stupid users reviewing them reject them all
What the heck that was a perfectly good word urbandictionsucks
Urbandictionsucks by Idkhowtofly$ February 12, 2019

urbandictionize 

To look up on urbandictionary.com. Used by kids in Concord.
"You know what a "fnorgby" is?"

"No"

"Urbandictionize it!"
urbandictionize by Rogizzle April 4, 2005

Angry Political Urbandictionists 

A group of people now trying to get revenge for Donald J. Trump becoming President of the United States by posting definitions that have nothing to do with the actual problem at hand. These definitions created are more of incomprehensible venting that usually has a large amount of votes, many being upvotes as people who agree are inclined to vote up whether it's good content or not, but a slightly higher amount of downvotes-- the people who either support the president or realize that the definition is pointless.
All of these angry political urbandictionists are clogging up the featured page with absolute political trash called definitions.

urbandictioning 

"Oh man, how I hate emosexuals."
"Shit, I'm urbandictioning that."
urbandictioning by ColinSA May 16, 2010

urbandictionfishin’ 

When someone has put many hours into creating lies about a certain individual and spreading negativity towards said person. Surfing through old posts and looking for new phrases and trends to try to coin as his own. Has no real identity and the screen is his mask.
Yo vro! That game last night was crazy! Did you see that play where he hurdled two defenders into the endz— man are you even listening?!

Guy: oh sorry. I was just thinking about how I was up all night for the 900th night in a row urbandictionfishin’. It’s a place where I can hate in peace bro! Try it with me sometime!

Me: ehhhh, no thanks man. Sounds like some fucking fishy shit.

urbandictioniumed 

To wet or cum your pants from excite because you found out your word was accepted by the editors on urbandictionary.
I almost urbandictioniumed when i found out that they accepted my word "blobage!"
urbandictioniumed by Sir Sizzle September 3, 2007
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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