upston

its wat u call it wen a guy gets upskirted

look its an upston upskirt

by ben upston March 10, 2008

upstanding member

Hard on erection

Kat says Tony is a Upstanding Member

The bonus is he is a productive Member

by Tonythetiler July 29, 2021

Kate Upton's dildo

An exclamation used when something is fucking awesome!

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"

by deycallmebigdick March 8, 2014

pulling an upton

pretending you've had sex when you haven't, or pretending you're drunker than you really are

Chris: Oh my god, Lily was totally pulling an upton last night
Dennis: I know, she didn't even sleep with John! And she only had one beer!

by BlueBlossom November 20, 2016

Upstander

A person who stands up for his or her beliefs.
A person who does what they think is right, even if they are alone.
A person who is not a bystander.

People who spoke out against the Holocaust were upstanders.

by ForeverAnUpstander March 2, 2011

upton park

Moderately crazy. London. Upton Park is an Underground station on the District Line and it is *two stops short of Barking*.

"You wanna watch out with that girl, she's Upton Park."

by Ralph Hancock May 13, 2006

Upstolit

When you find a great picture of yourself on a friends facebook, myspace, photobucket, etc. and you save it to your computer and upload it to your page. Your friend will most likely find out that you stole their picture.

Kristi: Hey, can i sign you out of myspace, so i can check my page?

Shar: Sure go ahead.

Kristi: Dude, you totally have the picture I took of us at Dolce on your page!

Shar: Yeah, I totally upstolit from your page last week.

Krisit: skank...

by Shar* May 6, 2009