up your bum 

A limey insult.
Same as the American up your ass, up yours, in your butt.
To tell someone to fuck off, get lost, go to hell.
Often accompanied by an upraised index and fore finger twisted together gesturing a upward thrusting motion.

"Up your bum, you stinky fingered bastard!"

up your bum by jsd9632 February 6, 2012

Up your bum! 

Very simply put, 'up your bum' is the ultimate Australian toast. It's not meant literally ('stick it up your ass and rotate', more the opposite, much like the toast: "mud in your eye". Also, it is very important to say it the right way. If you go in 'half assed' with this toast, you'll get strange looks (as an American friend of mine found out, when I recommended him to try it Queensland). Say it with a little confidence and a smile, but don't be aggressive - that's not the right way to go about things in the broad brown land of oz. Most of all - enjoy this toast with a large, cold sparkling amber beverage under the Aussie sky with a good mate.

(At the pub)
Andy: Cheers big ears!
Toddles: Up your bum!
(both take a very hefty swig, exhale loudly and exude a happiness unknown to those not sitting with you at that moment ;-)

Up your bum! by AndrewO May 15, 2006

wind up your bum crack

When you're outside having sex and you're ass is facing the wind and the wind blows up your arse a bit. Like if you part your arse a bit it'll get wind up it.

Y'know when you're at the park and you get wind up your bum crack just at the wrong time and your whole body shrivels up into a little raisin and you pull this face...

wind up your bum crack by _Undefined February 8, 2019

Rubber up your bumper 

To lube up your asshole or someone else's asshole

Hey girl, bend over and rubber up your bumper because you're about to get lifted

Rubber up your bumper by Yep, I did it, so what? May 18, 2016

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey 

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey by Jeff January 12, 2004