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housewarming party up topper 

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.
James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!

Toppest Up

When Da whole world plus just anyone couldn't get more higher on the stats for being the hottest match for her husband and all the high rating stats are going excellent and 100% POSITIVE upwards across the board for being the best couple for him and all the things she does and thinks ect are all the highest rated up on the scale for rankings in his eyes and also she's won all the first prizes for stuff to show off to him as well, and the shit rates up and checks out DEN U KNOW UVE SLAPPED THE BIG ONE AND HAVE GONE TOPPEST UP ACCROSS ALL VAIRIANTS AND SKILLS ARE AQUIRED TO MAINTAIN A SUCCSESSFULL MARRAGE AND RELATIONSHIP. Dats da Toppest up Woman for her man who's the toppestst up man for his woman. And Then Also DEN HE IS TOPPEST UP FOR HER TOO!!!!!!!! AMEN
Yo! You Heard, dat chick and dude always say toppest up???????????
Maybe they are made for each other!!!!

They couldn't be any more suited for going out and im sure they'll achieve a never-ending relationship together,

Their compatibility stats couldn't get any more Toppest UP = 100% Compadibility there distended for success!!!!
Toppest Up by Emms_002 August 29, 2022

One Up with a Topper 

When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.
Me: I had great seats for U2.

Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.

Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.

Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!

Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!
One Up with a Topper by jaffaj March 13, 2010
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026