up the no no 

To have anal sex. See also Council Gritter , Gary Glitter

No no refers to the usual response from a Thai hooker when the request to take her up the Council Gritter is made

"It was my birthday yesterday so the missus let me take her up the no no"

up the no no by Just Touch It December 2, 2004

up the bum no babies

A method of birth control?

up the bum no babies by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Up the Bum No Babies

The action of having anal sex to ward off babies.

`meth: Great now I got SR pregnate.
Soul-Reaver: Hm? Up the bum, no babies

Up the Bum No Babies by Cornflake September 23, 2004

one up the bum no harm done 

After gay anal sex that hasn't caused no bleeding

One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,

one up the bum no harm done by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

hopped up on the oh no's 

Being worried or scared. In a state of tremendous panic.

'My name was gonna be Joshua, but my dad didn't like that. However when my mum almost died giving birth to me, he was so hopped up on the oh no's that he didn't care what my name was gonna be anymore' - J.A.W.

hopped up on the oh no's by dictiomara January 12, 2021

Up the bum, no harm done 

An expression conveying the convenience and lack of danger in conceiving children in Anal Intercourse

Man 1: I didn't want to get her pregnant, so I did her up her rear end!
Man 2: You know what they say: "Up the bum, no harm done!"

Up the bum, no harm done by Albury W Brown May 26, 2017

one up the bum, no harm done 

Referring to the exchanging of bodily fluids between two guys through the course of anal sex.
One may say this in a joking way to ones chums to gain a chance of laughter, but has really got, what the youth of today call "issues" and should stop being so "batty"

Mike says to Patric
"mate forget about going to The Hart, lets go to that gay bar - The Birdcage. After all, one up the bum no harm done." This is when Patric would probably knock the shit out of Mike, grab a beer and go to The Hart.

one up the bum, no harm done by Mike February 11, 2006