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An "up jack" is when you ejaculate into your own face and rub the semen into your nostrils.

You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.
Oh man, I up jacked so much last night that everything still smells like my seed.
Up jack by Thadeous December 14, 2008
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An "up jack" is when you ejaculate into your own face and rub the semen into your nostrils.

You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.
Oh man, I up jacked so much last night that everything still smells like my seed.
Up jack by Thadeous December 10, 2008

tore up jack 

A stupid manuever made in a car by a driver that causes major body damage when an accident occurs.
That guy really tore up jack on his car. when he drove off the road.
tore up jack by Little Retard November 5, 2005

Stand Up Jack 

The ultimate source for knowing anything about music.
Yo, that MTV isn't very Stand Up Jack. It's more like, whack.
Stand Up Jack by John McKay April 6, 2004

Jack up your heater

Finger or jacking off to make you warmer!


You should go jack up your heater to stay warm!

Jack Up Your Shit Box 

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box
"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"
Jack Up Your Shit Box by Morbog September 27, 2004

Hit Up My Jack 

Generally meaning cellular device or sometimes even the home phone. Origins unknown, but sources believe that term came from the magicJack.
Average White Boy: Yo, you good?
Homeboy: Im about to pick up.
Average White Boy: Aight, good looks.
Homeboy: Give me ten, then hit up my jack.
Average White Boy: .......(Astonished In Amazement)
Hit Up My Jack by Good Samaritan. October 29, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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