Definitions by Thadeous

Chad 

Chad is a man of God who does nothing less than amaze everyone. he is the most attractive guy you will meet and will treat a girl like an absolute queen!! if you have a Chad in your life then you are truly blessed! he is humble, sweet, loving, kind, and has such an incredible heart!

"i love chad!"

yeah me too! you need to get you a man like him!

Chad by thadeous July 29, 2018

Up jack 

An "up jack" is when you ejaculate into your own face and rub the semen into your nostrils.

You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.

Oh man, I up jacked so much last night that everything still smells like my seed.

Up jack by Thadeous December 14, 2008

Up jack 

An "up jack" is when you ejaculate into your own face and rub the semen into your nostrils.

You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.

Oh man, I up jacked so much last night that everything still smells like my seed.

Up jack by Thadeous December 10, 2008