An "up jack" is when you ejaculate into your own face and rub the semen into your nostrils.
You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.
You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.
by Thadeous December 10, 2008

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by thadeous July 29, 2018

An "up jack" is when you ejaculate into your own face and rub the semen into your nostrils.
You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.
You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.
by Thadeous December 14, 2008
