up-ass 

One of obesity's highest tiers. A symptom of fatness in which the ass and back merge into one, creating the appearance of an ass on the highest lumbar. Depending on the severity, the up-ass can reach higher levels on the vertebrae.

*Passing a 500 pound man in the store* "Excuse me sir your up-ass is in the way."

up-ass by gingersnap&chocolatechip March 17, 2024

Chopstick up ass 

The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test

Ah I got chopstick up ass

Chopstick up ass by The uwu meister March 8, 2019

Head up ass disease 

Head Up Ass Disease, in other words, someone has HUAD when his/her perception of a situation is so unusual or extremely inaccurate, most are left speechless.

She really thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. She has head up ass disease.

Head up ass disease by ReallyGood January 2, 2012

Pull up ass 

An butt so full of cellulite that you have to pull it up in order penetrate the vagina or rectum from the doggy style position.

Frank : Do you think Denise is hot?

Terry : Good face but a pull up ass.

Pull up ass by Meatpiston January 7, 2011

straight up ass

When something is extremely bad,

and you want to make it clear that it just sucks.
Typically used informally.

A:"Hey, let's buy these chips as well"
B:"Nah man, those ones are straight up ass"
A:"That bad?"
B:"Yeah man, I've tried them. Let's take these other ones instead"

straight up ass by word-god-from-hell July 12, 2023

stick up ass disease 

someone being a major bitch constantly so people think they always have a stick up their ass

I think my boos has a case of stick up ass disease

stick up ass disease by bretttttttttttttttttttt July 30, 2006

Broomstick up ass 

A word to describe a really good meal

-takes a bite of food- mmm broomstick up ass

Broomstick up ass by Joshk290 December 2, 2020