Chopstick up ass

The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test
by The uwu meister March 08, 2019
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straight up ass

When something is extremely bad,

and you want to make it clear that it just sucks.
Typically used informally.
A:"Hey, let's buy these chips as well"
B:"Nah man, those ones are straight up ass"
A:"That bad?"
B:"Yeah man, I've tried them. Let's take these other ones instead"
by word-god-from-hell July 12, 2023
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Pull up ass

An butt so full of cellulite that you have to pull it up in order penetrate the vagina or rectum from the doggy style position.
Frank : Do you think Denise is hot?

Terry : Good face but a pull up ass.
by Meatpiston January 07, 2011
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Head up ass disease

Head Up Ass Disease, in other words, someone has HUAD when his/her perception of a situation is so unusual or extremely inaccurate, most are left speechless.
by ReallyGood January 02, 2012
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Broomstick up ass

A word to describe a really good meal
-takes a bite of food- mmm broomstick up ass
by Joshk290 December 02, 2020
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stick up ass disease

someone being a major bitch constantly so people think they always have a stick up their ass
I think my boos has a case of stick up ass disease
by bretttttttttttttttttttt July 31, 2006
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up the ass

A form of saying you have so much of something, you literally have to say "up the ass." When using "up the ass" pronounce "the" as "thee".
Jeff has baseball cards up the ass.
by Corzocl February 27, 2006
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