untoke 

a chance to go back and save your mind, body, and soul from marijuana drug pollution; a term created with a poetic underlying meaning to describe the regretful desire to be a better NON-DRUG using person

a damn word that people spend way too much time trying to figure out!

Screenname: omg its the original untoke!! yer name is soo cool

Screenname2: wot da fuq does untoke mean??? ru drug free er somthin??

Screenname3: untoke aint even a word!!

untoke: ???

untoke by untoke February 6, 2009

unjoke 

An unjoke is a "joke" that doesn't actually employ humor whatsoever. Most unjokes will use the set-up from a well-known joke to hook the listener in, then end the joke with a completely serious "punchline." It is crucial that unjokes ARE NOT FUNNY at their base value. What's funny about them is that they aren't funny at all. If you don't get that, then you just don't get it.

Here are some unjokes for your enjoyment.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Hold her head underwater until she stops struggling.

So, a duck walks into a bar and sits down on a barstool. Animal Control is called immediately, they capture the duck, and set it free at a nearby pond.

Q: What's the difference between a Jaguar and a dead baby?
A: One is an automotive machine and the other is a tragic loss of human life. There's lots of differences, honestly.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?
A: Five. Four, comfortably.

unjoke by VooLaLa June 13, 2008

Unwoke-up 

When you reach an epiphany after being woke that you don't need to conform to the idea of being woke or the deluded belief of demonstrating an incorrect belief of being socially and politically superior to those that disagree with you.

Being woke actually encourages division and intolerance. I woke up from being woke; I unwoke-up.

Unwoke-up by Cotton Rocks November 14, 2021

UNTONED 

THE OPPOSITE OF TONED

YOUR BODY IS UNTONED

UNTONED by GjP August 1, 2012

untakebackable 

totally a word...an adjective used to describe a statement or comment that is so powerful or damaging that it cannot be retracted.

When he told her it was over between them, she cried because she knew that even if he apologized later, his declaration was completely untakebackable.

untakebackable by me November 30, 2004

Unwoke 

When you don’t conform to the idea that you are woke, or the deluded belief of being socially and politically superior because for calling random people nazis.

Am she became unwoke when she researched the issues for herself

Unwoke by Smart Aleck ;) January 21, 2021

untonerlike 

Not cunty or unsavory. Well received. Intelligent or sharp.

The opera last night was very untonerlike.

untonerlike by SRQDT September 30, 2011