unterpoon

Someone who will never ever, under any circumstances, get laid. If they attempt to hire a prostitute, they will get slapped by said prostitutes. Is among the lamest people on the planet

Wow that guy is an complete unterpoon, I feel bad for him

unterpoon by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

underpointing 

invented in Rye, England

The act of pointing at a person via an underarm swing. Widely percieved as the gayest form of pointing known to mankind.

Gary walked into the bar and saw Jamie. Excited at the the prospect of friends at the bar, Gary pointed in a manly fashion. Jamie leapt to his feet and began the act of underpointing. Gary left the bar.

underpointing by andychilly April 17, 2009

Underpoop 

A combination of twisted underwear and poop, usually found on ones lawn, typically of canine origin.

the dog ate my sisters underwear and laid a giant underpoop on the lawn.

Underpoop by roosterdusty November 29, 2010

underpronation 

is the opposite to pronation where the feet don't roll inward enough. Wearing the wrong type of shoe will lead to painful shins and joints, or even injury.

soccer injuries suck. i have orthadics because of underpronation.

underpronation by Ron Burgandy May 13, 2005

uberpoonidge 

So cool that it tops every other cool things such as poon.

Dude the ride was so uberpoonidge

uberpoonidge by vijay kuruva June 10, 2008

unharpoonable 

Unharpoonable is an adjective used to describe a person who is so undesirable that they are incapable of attaining sexual pleasantries.

Janice never found love. She died alone next to her fridge. She'd always dreamt of having the man of her dreams be the first to enter her. But alas, she was unharpoonable.

unharpoonable by Sam Swain and Yasmin Humble November 13, 2017

unterpanten 

What Germans call their underpants. From the German word for "under" and middle English plural of pants.

MEIN UNTERPANTEN!

unterpanten by daawik July 16, 2018