unharpoonable

Unharpoonable is an adjective used to describe a person who is so undesirable that they are incapable of attaining sexual pleasantries.

Janice never found love. She died alone next to her fridge. She'd always dreamt of having the man of her dreams be the first to enter her. But alas, she was unharpoonable.

by Sam Swain and Yasmin Humble November 13, 2017