Kingmaker's definitions

poon

Someone so lame that they will never get laid in their life, unless they somehow scrape together enough money to hire a ho. Ranks above an unterpoon

Oh my god, look at that guy over there with the triple thick glasses and pants at his belly button. What a poon.

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

Foxx

One who has mad skills with the opposite sex, ranks below chiefs and is on par with barbarians

The ladies love Usher, thus he is a foxx

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

chief

One who exudes hardcoreness from their very pores; among the coolest people in the world

Ludacris, Darth Vader, Tom Brady, and Chuck Norris are all chiefs

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

unterpoon

Someone who will never ever, under any circumstances, get laid. If they attempt to hire a prostitute, they will get slapped by said prostitutes. Is among the lamest people on the planet

Wow that guy is an complete unterpoon, I feel bad for him

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

Barbarian

One who is cool enough to be a chief, but not quite old enough

Conan is not a barbarian, Sierra Van Winkle is.

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

Purple cobra

One who thinks (s)he is cool but in reality is not; ranks above poons and unterpoons

George W. Bush is a purple cobra

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

savage

A cool person, ranks below chiefs, barbarians, and foxxes.

Oh my god, that guy is such a savage

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006