Someone who will never ever, under any circumstances, get laid. If they attempt to hire a prostitute, they will get slapped by said prostitutes. Is among the lamest people on the planet
A giant, slow-growing, epic-ly painful zit. The kind that you can't pop successfully for days even though it resembles a small volcano on your face, because its source is so deep. Often used as part of the phrase "massive underburner."
This term was coined by Alice Thomas in Columbus Ohio, in approximately 1993.