Someone who will never ever, under any circumstances, get laid. If they attempt to hire a prostitute, they will get slapped by said prostitutes. Is among the lamest people on the planet
A giant, slow-growing, epic-ly painful zit. The kind that you can't pop successfully for days even though it resembles a small volcano on your face, because its source is so deep. Often used as part of the phrase "massive underburner."
This term was coined by Alice Thomas in Columbus Ohio, in approximately 1993.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!