unser

origin: Arabic
Unser is a funny, sensitive, kind gentleman. He is a great guy to be with, and will make you laugh at everything he does. Just being around him will make you feel so great. The meaning of unser is "our friend", and also "sexy horse". He is a very friendly, enthusiastic, person who will motivate you to do amazing things. Unser will be loyal to you as long as you stay his friend. Unser is a sexy, handsome beast. They are known for their intelligence, and knowledge. They love to play sports, and usually stay off you nerves.

All of the above is true, Unser really is the hottest, funniest, sexist guy ever.

The German word for Unser means"my wild penis".

"did you see that guy"
"he's such an Unser"

by Unser Usif January 19, 2013

Unser

When you do not believe something.

person 1: I made out with Sam last night.
person 2: Thats a load of "Unser"!

by Trent mark September 21, 2005

Unser

A lying degenerate who cant spell, drives around in his fathers old school lamborhini thinking he is a boss. Dont believe what he says as he is suffering from a huge inferiority complex.

Unser is a punk

by thewholetruthandnothingbut September 23, 2014

Gott mit Unser

German for "God is with us." Said to have been inscribed on German soldiers' belt buckles during World War II (which Germany lost).

'Jesus was a liberal' is the liberal version of 'Gott mit Unser'.

by Gahmuret July 12, 2006

Bows Under

English expression meaning to have more work that you can possibly deal with. It originated with the Royal Navy and referred to those times when a ship was caught in a severe storm or hurricane. This would require the crew member to work continuously, often for extended periods with little rest, to ensure the safety of the ship. During this time the ship would have green seas coming over the bows so that it appeared as if the bows were under water. When telling of the experience once they were back on shore, the sailors would refer to the ship as being 'bows under' and gradually the expression became associated with the excessive workload incurred at the time as well, so that having an excessive workload requiring continuous application to clear became known as being 'bows under'.

The expression came to be used within the Royal Dockyards to denote times when excessive workloads were experienced. One notable occasion being 1982 when, in response to the Argentine invasion of the Falkland Islands, the Royal Dockyards fitted out ships taken up from trade for Naval service in less than six weeks, Commercial shipbuilders said that this would take more than six months for each vessel, but by carrying out the work in less than a quarter of the time quoted by commercial shipbuilders the Royal Dockyards were 'bows under'.

"This is the first weekend off I've had in six weeks! We've been bows under!"

by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

The Crab Under the Bridge

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.

Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

by Zeek-McBreadsticks November 7, 2014

Thunder From Down Under

Professional exotic dancers/strippers from Australia! They are So Hot!

I'd Love to see the performance of the Fantastic Thunder From Down Under!

by Starchylde June 1, 2016