Gahmuret's definitions

the rich

Anyone with more money than you have. They probably got it by stealing it, too; therefore, the government should take it from them, and, after getting their cut, give it back to you and everyone else whom the rich have victimized.

Or so the socialists say. . .

'Tax the rich, not the workers!'

'There you go again, chanting a slogan instead of thinking.'

by Gahmuret July 22, 2006

four food groups

In elementary and secondary school, we are taught the four food groups: meat, dairy, grain, and fruit/vegetable.

Upon reaching college, we learn that they are really pizza, caffeine, Twinkies, and alcohol.

My mother tried that four food groups crap on me when I was a kid.

by Gahmuret July 3, 2006

pudenda

The Latin word for "shame," some Victorian clown thought it would be a great euphemism for female genitalia, possibly because he felt shame for wanting to see some.

May also have, over time, devolved into "pussy".

"'Pudenda' was Latin for 'shame'?"

"Yes, and 'vagina' meant 'scabbard'. Isn't studying Latin fun?"

by Gahmuret July 4, 2006

cooties

A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.

"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"

by Gahmuret July 22, 2006

frickin

Alternative forms: fricken, frickin', fricking. A substitute for "fuckin'" or "fucking," from Andrew Carnegie's partner Henry Clay Frick, whose name became a "dirty word" in southwest Pennsylvania in 1892 after Pinkerton goons, whom Frick had hired, assaulted and murdered striking steel workers in the town of Homestead.

Gimme that frickin thing!

by Gahmuret June 25, 2006

paganazism

The Neo-Pagan fundamentalism. Adherents, known as Paganazis, operate under the delusion that the United States is a Christian theocracy, or that Presiden Bush is a theocrat; additionally, Paganazis frequently living in a debilitating fear about "the Religious Right," which some even call "the Religious Reich".

Despite the fact that no one in America has lost the right to vote or gone to prison for failing to convert to Christianity, Paganazism continues to thrive in the Pagan community.

by Gahmuret June 25, 2006

Barbara Billingsley

b. December 12, 1915. Played June Cleaver on _Leave it to Beaver_ (1957-1963). Had trouble finding work after the show was cancelled due to typecasting, but this worked to her advantage for the producers of the 1980 comedy movie _Airplane!_. Seeing the actress best known for playing the squeaky-clean Mrs. Cleaver speaking "jive" had audiences laughing until they couldn't breathe.

"Barbara Billingsley is still alive? Whoa. . ."

by Gahmuret July 9, 2006