Gahmuret's definitions

didn't get the memo

To be or to remain uninformed, especially about something that is common knowledge to everyone else.

You're still friendly to him after he stabbed you in the back? I guess you didn't get the memo.

by Gahmuret July 18, 2006

four food groups

In elementary and secondary school, we are taught the four food groups: meat, dairy, grain, and fruit/vegetable.

Upon reaching college, we learn that they are really pizza, caffeine, Twinkies, and alcohol.

My mother tried that four food groups crap on me when I was a kid.

by Gahmuret July 3, 2006

pudenda

The Latin word for "shame," some Victorian clown thought it would be a great euphemism for female genitalia, possibly because he felt shame for wanting to see some.

May also have, over time, devolved into "pussy".

"'Pudenda' was Latin for 'shame'?"

"Yes, and 'vagina' meant 'scabbard'. Isn't studying Latin fun?"

by Gahmuret July 4, 2006

Sith names

Names belonging to those who have surrendered to the Dark Side of the Force, i.e., Darth (whatever). Usually an English word beginning with the prefix "in-" with the prefix removed.

Examples of Sith names in the Star Wars movies included Darth Sidious (from insidious) and Darth Vader (from invader). Other possible Sith names could include Darth Animate, Darth Bred, Darth Cestuous, Darth Conceivable, Darth Continent, Darth Credulous, Darth Ductive, Darth Famy, Darth Finity, Darth Flammatory, Darth Genuous, Darth Sane, Darth Sipid, Darth Sinuating, Darth Sufferable, Darth Timidating, Darth Toxicating, Darth Valid, and so on.

by Gahmuret July 12, 2006

America sucks

An expression often used by people from other countries who have never been here, or by Americans who have never been anywhere else and think the world owes them a living.

"I've just been told I don't qualify for welfare. America sucks!"

by Gahmuret February 8, 2007

cooties

A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.

"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"

by Gahmuret July 22, 2006

Air America

A liberal radio network trying to do on commercial radio what NPR (National Peoplesrepublic Radio) has been doing on the non-commercial end of the FM spectrum since the early 1970's. Ironically, "Air America" has also been the name of the CIA's (Central Intelligence Agency) private airline since 1959.

"Is Air America still around?"

"Which 'Air America' are you talking about?"

by Gahmuret July 13, 2006