Gahmuret's definitions

the rich

Anyone with more money than you have. They probably got it by stealing it, too; therefore, the government should take it from them, and, after getting their cut, give it back to you and everyone else whom the rich have victimized.

Or so the socialists say. . .

'Tax the rich, not the workers!'

'There you go again, chanting a slogan instead of thinking.'

by Gahmuret July 22, 2006

four food groups

In elementary and secondary school, we are taught the four food groups: meat, dairy, grain, and fruit/vegetable.

Upon reaching college, we learn that they are really pizza, caffeine, Twinkies, and alcohol.

My mother tried that four food groups crap on me when I was a kid.

by Gahmuret July 3, 2006

pudenda

The Latin word for "shame," some Victorian clown thought it would be a great euphemism for female genitalia, possibly because he felt shame for wanting to see some.

May also have, over time, devolved into "pussy".

"'Pudenda' was Latin for 'shame'?"

"Yes, and 'vagina' meant 'scabbard'. Isn't studying Latin fun?"

by Gahmuret July 4, 2006

corporate media

A term used by people (i.e., communists), who think that all corporations are evil, therefore news outlets which corporations own are untrustworthy. These people are usually so far to the left that they fail to notice that the mainstream media leans to the left. This is especially ironic, since it is this leftist, liberal bias which makes mainstream networks untrustworthy -- not its "corporate ownership."

"Amy Goodman likes to whine a lot about 'corporate media.'"

by Gahmuret October 15, 2006

Promise Keepers

A pan-denominational Christian men's organization, the Promise Keepers frightened liberals during the 1990's by their public commitment to being better fathers and husbands and more sincere Christians.

You're not really going to let your husband and son go to that Promise Keepers rally, are you?

by Gahmuret June 29, 2006

National Peoplesrepublic Radio

The primary radio source of liberal propaganda in the United States.

Unlike its commercial imitator, Air America, National Peoplesrepublic Radio (NPR, alias "National Public Radio") knows there isn't enough demand for its services to make it commerically viable (the extreme left being a tiny minority in the United States). Therefore, it will continue to function on donations, government subsidies, and grants from large corporations. Many of these corporations are involved in industries which the audience detests, proving Lenin's point about capitalists selling the ropes which will be used in their hangings.

At least National Peoplesrepublic Radio has decent music programming, which is more than I can say for Air America. You also can bet on being within range of a National Peoplesrepublic Radio station, too.

by Gahmuret July 2, 2006

theocrat

1. An advocate of government by clerics, since God himself hasn't shown up at any meetings in nearly two millenia; not just a disbeliever in the separation of church and state, but someone who wants the church to control the state.

2. What the left often accuses President George W. Bush of being, despite the dearth of evangelicals, let alone clerics, in his cabinet.

If you want real theocrats, go to Iran.

by Gahmuret July 8, 2006