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Unsatisfied Santa 

After blowing a load on your partners face, use you dick to smear the load over the cheeks, chin, and upper lip area. The resultant smearing should resemble that classic white beard the jolly man is known for.
Last night Becky wouldn't swallow my load, so I blew it on her face and gave her an unsatisfied santa.
Unsatisfied Santa by nipopolis January 4, 2009
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Mentally Unsatisfied (MU)

1.To be bored.

2.Not liking something.

3.Can be associated with wanting food. (hunger)
1.

Person1: I am so mentally unsatisfied (MU).
Person2: I've been mu all day.

2.
Person1: I am mentally unsatisfied with not having anything to do.
3.
Person1: i am mu with my grumbling stomach.
Person2: Eat something.
Person1: brb

Unsatisfeckd 

Used to express the period of time whilst you are both unsatisfied and pissed off with something.
"Yo did you see how Unsatisfeckd Chris was after he couldn't solve the Rubix cube, he was so pissed"
" yeah dude, bro he was so annoyed"

unshatisfied 

Constipated, unable to perform a natural bowel movement
I’ve been to the bathroom 3 times, but alas i remain unshatisfied
unshatisfied by Big aldo July 13, 2019

unsatisfried 

Unsatisfried (adjective) The feeling one gets after consuming deep fried food items in an attempt to fulfill a craving for food that might be regarded as unhealthy or naughty.
I order a large fry from Wendy's, but afterwards I just felt guilty and unsatisfried.
unsatisfried by fauxreal April 25, 2017

unsagified 

Something that is unsagged
She got a boob job to make her breasts unsagified.
unsagified by Mattman87 November 13, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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