Definitions by fauxreal

delayed gratifrycation 

Making it home with ALL of your drive thru fries is the pique of winning and excellence in delayed gratifrycation.

I'm practicing delayed gratifrycation by abstaining from the french fries until I get home.

delayed gratifrycation by fauxreal March 3, 2018

achoopsie 

An unexpected sneeze resulting in unintentional wetting of one's self, often described as an Achoopsie. Often occurring in third trimester pregnancy, the postpartum period of motherhood, or otherwise weak bladders.

Achoopsie, I didn't brace for that sneaky sneeze and accidentally pissed myself!!

achoopsie by fauxreal September 15, 2017

unsatisfried 

Unsatisfried (adjective) The feeling one gets after consuming deep fried food items in an attempt to fulfill a craving for food that might be regarded as unhealthy or naughty.

I order a large fry from Wendy's, but afterwards I just felt guilty and unsatisfried.

unsatisfried by fauxreal April 25, 2017

antxiety 

When you make eye contact with one or several ants, and subsequently every itch or tickle that you feel is assumed to be a bug crawling on you, until such time that the pest control company arrives to eliminate the problem.

I saw an ant in the kitchen the other day and ever since I've been suffering with antxiety.

antxiety by fauxreal August 4, 2015

fauxvertime

Describes that co-worker who works obscene amounts of overtime, not for the necessity of actually getting his or her work done, but for the purpose of padding their paycheck and simultaneously avoiding their otherwise miserable home life.

"Wow, Stacey's work load must be really heavy right now, she has been here since zero dark thirty this morning!" "No, she's just working fauxvertime because she hates her life and is generally just a miserable person."

fauxvertime by fauxreal May 7, 2015

gray girl 

As used by Too $hort a white woman who has sexual relations with a black male.

Quote from "So International" "We knocked these grey girls from Oregon, They had a flight to catch early in the mornin' to Portland, It doesnt matter where ya from baby, We can have some fun, Maybe Me and B-La, Yea we got jungle fever But its all about the money with us We dont want ya people to think we discrimanatin' "

gray girl by Fauxreal April 26, 2004