6 definitions by fauxreal
An unexpected sneeze resulting in unintentional wetting of one's self, often described as an Achoopsie. Often occurring in third trimester pregnancy, the postpartum period of motherhood, or otherwise weak bladders.
by fauxreal September 15, 2017
Describes that co-worker who works obscene amounts of overtime, not for the necessity of actually getting his or her work done, but for the purpose of padding their paycheck and simultaneously avoiding their otherwise miserable home life.
"Wow, Stacey's work load must be really heavy right now, she has been here since zero dark thirty this morning!" "No, she's just working fauxvertime because she hates her life and is generally just a miserable person."
by fauxreal May 6, 2015
When you make eye contact with one or several ants, and subsequently every itch or tickle that you feel is assumed to be a bug crawling on you, until such time that the pest control company arrives to eliminate the problem.
by fauxreal July 14, 2015
Making it home with ALL of your drive thru fries is the pique of winning and excellence in delayed gratifrycation.
by fauxreal March 3, 2018
Unsatisfried (adjective) The feeling one gets after consuming deep fried food items in an attempt to fulfill a craving for food that might be regarded as unhealthy or naughty.
by fauxreal April 25, 2017
Quote from "So International" "We knocked these grey girls from Oregon, They had a flight to catch early in the mornin' to Portland, It doesnt matter where ya from baby, We can have some fun, Maybe Me and B-La, Yea we got jungle fever But its all about the money with us We dont want ya people to think we discrimanatin' "
by fauxreal April 27, 2004