unproductable

Someone who is really good at something but will never find a promoter is unproductable owing to being ugly, stupid or not useable for marketing on account of whatever.

Tom is an excellent Tennis-player but unfortunately he´s unproductable because of his face.

by rubber-MAT April 22, 2006

Unpredictable_Day

1. A bipolar steampunk boi. 2. He is the orange Operative/Mechanic. 3. Fite me unstapler 4. Probably would attempt murder with a wrench.

Person 1: Unpredictable_Day is so overrated.
Person 2: ...He isn't even overrated.. Dafuq..?

by Days Union <3 December 6, 2021

unpredictable

Not predictable; unable to tell what is coming next.

My work schedule is so unpredictable.

by EmEeBee June 7, 2008

Unpredictable, Unfaithful

Josie

You are super Unpredictable, Unfaithful by being biodegradable.

by Yesssssssshshsd January 26, 2021

unpredictable

Very difficult to predict. Erratic or unstable, fickle.

"I'd rather go out with someone a little more unpredictable."

Is that what anyone would want in a spouse or a sweetheart? Somebody who is inconsistent, flaky, fickle, erratic, and just unreliable? A bad boy would be just the wrong man to marry if you want a successful, stable marriage.

by Lorelili August 14, 2011

Unpredictable bobby

When you fuck your girl, and you have to nut but at the same time have to piss. When your load comes out, it's either cum or piss. When she gets off ur dick, u get an answer.

Babe, what happeneded?
- Let me pull my dick out, i did an unpredictable bobby.

by ToxicGUY September 11, 2018

Predictably Unpredictable

This is designed as a contradiction. To be Predictably Unpredictable means that the person being described is a riddle, an enigma.

I've met two people who fit this definition.

Max: "Hey do you know who that weird dude is over there? I don't get him at all. He is one strange mofo.."
Sue: "Yeah that's John Henry, he's definitely Predictably Unpredictable.. you never know what he'll do next.."
John Henry: "Checkmate"

by REBel Siren June 8, 2021