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unopenable 

things that cannot be opened
person1:hey i can't open this
person2: because its a brick and its unopenable
person1: ahh ok
person3: i can't open this
Person2: its another brick and its unopenable
person3:ahh ok
person1: don't try this at home
person4: i can't open this
TO BE CONTINUED...................................
person1:wait not yet
person1: note to kids WARNING DONT TRY THIS AT HOME OR ELSE THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU WILL GET ANNOYED(especially if they are grammar nazis
unopenable by shriekkk December 4, 2018
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untenable 

1 Something that someone tells you and they can't prove it.

2 Unable to substantiate with solid evidence.

3 unprovable
Example 1

Teacher: Give me your homework.

Student: Here's my homework; (pretends to hand it over) I wrote it on magic paper that only wizards can see and touch.

Teacher: That excuse is untenable. You still get a zero and detention.

Example 2

Person A: I'm telling you; Jesus really exists in the communion wafers of the Eucharist. Transubstantiation is irrefutable because sacred scripture and church doctrine supports it.

Person B: No, That's not irrefutable, that claim is untenable! The church has no palpable proof themselves, only St. Thomas Aquinas's word games. All that faith in your head has mushed the brain out of your ears.

Person A: Heathen! You know in your heart that God is real and that he loves you!

Person B: That's also untenable. But I'm not saying that I can prove you to be wrong.
untenable by Elvidse December 18, 2009

unpwnable 

the state of being like, so fucking amazing you like totally can't get owned. like, ever.
"I am going to totally pwn you at halo"
"Bullshit i am unpwnable!"

Unownable 

Fredmcgarry is truely unownable.
Unownable by The Boss101 April 9, 2009

unoperable 

The car is unoperable does not run
unoperable by Mumbles153 September 2, 2018

untenable 

Someone that is very pretty but just falls "this much" short of your dreams.
Granted, she was pretty and all, but she was unTENable.

Unseenable 

A bad ass person, who is trying to steal while crapping themselves.
The house hippo was trying to be unseenable.
Unseenable by Radxhunter43 February 15, 2017
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