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Definitions by shriekkk

Salty Kids 

6-9 year olds (maybe even older) that always get mad over something like seats,food,even crayons (which is the reason for their saltiness most of the time)

tip: don't interact with them or else they'll annoy you to death with their saltiness
(see: salty to get an idea of "Salty Kids")
Person1: Want to go to that party for kids?
Person2:Nope don't wanna be with salty kids.
Salty Kids by shriekkk December 4, 2018

unopenable 

things that cannot be opened
person1:hey i can't open this
person2: because its a brick and its unopenable
person1: ahh ok
person3: i can't open this
Person2: its another brick and its unopenable
person3:ahh ok
person1: don't try this at home
person4: i can't open this
TO BE CONTINUED...................................
person1:wait not yet
person1: note to kids WARNING DONT TRY THIS AT HOME OR ELSE THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU WILL GET ANNOYED(especially if they are grammar nazis
unopenable by shriekkk December 4, 2018

Pig Latin 

A secret language that only 9 year olds understand

can be performed by placing the first letter of the word youre trying to translate into the back of the word and by adding "ay" in the back

Examples:
sponge = English
pongesay = Pig Latin

(Also see: Grammar Nazi So you could know who are you going to deal with if they hear you)
Person1: Hey wanna talk in pig latin?
Person2: No im not a 9 year old.
Pig Latin by shriekkk December 4, 2018

unsleepable 

means you cannot sleep or used in potions
I like unsleepable potions/im unsleepable!
unsleepable by shriekkk December 2, 2018
a thing that you can have
hey man can I have it o sure its havable
havable by shriekkk December 2, 2018
things you cannot have,not allowed or forbidden to have
omg i wish i could have it but its "unhavable"
unhavable by shriekkk November 26, 2018
Adult code names for when they want to talk about their secret plans about feeding 3 year olds vegetables
Me:*thinks* why are they using idioms? are they crazy
Parents:*in idioms* prepare the vegetables and feed them broccoli
Idioms by shriekkk November 26, 2018