unpwnable
unpwnable by Srauss McYorgen Ale III May 23, 2008
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untenable
1 Something that someone tells you and they can't prove it.
2 Unable to substantiate with solid evidence.
3 unprovable
2 Unable to substantiate with solid evidence.
3 unprovable
Example 1
Teacher: Give me your homework.
Student: Here's my homework; (pretends to hand it over) I wrote it on magic paper that only wizards can see and touch.
Teacher: That excuse is untenable. You still get a zero and detention.
Example 2
Person A: I'm telling you; Jesus really exists in the communion wafers of the Eucharist. Transubstantiation is irrefutable because sacred scripture and church doctrine supports it.
Person B: No, That's not irrefutable, that claim is untenable! The church has no palpable proof themselves, only St. Thomas Aquinas's word games. All that faith in your head has mushed the brain out of your ears.
Person A: Heathen! You know in your heart that God is real and that he loves you!
Person B: That's also untenable. But I'm not saying that I can prove you to be wrong.
Teacher: Give me your homework.
Student: Here's my homework; (pretends to hand it over) I wrote it on magic paper that only wizards can see and touch.
Teacher: That excuse is untenable. You still get a zero and detention.
Example 2
Person A: I'm telling you; Jesus really exists in the communion wafers of the Eucharist. Transubstantiation is irrefutable because sacred scripture and church doctrine supports it.
Person B: No, That's not irrefutable, that claim is untenable! The church has no palpable proof themselves, only St. Thomas Aquinas's word games. All that faith in your head has mushed the brain out of your ears.
Person A: Heathen! You know in your heart that God is real and that he loves you!
Person B: That's also untenable. But I'm not saying that I can prove you to be wrong.
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Unpifable
Unpifable by Ibrahim ibz January 6, 2023
UNPAINABLE
A:"I curse you with bone crunching agony, such injury that you are in perpetual anguish!"
B: "Sadly for you, I'm Unpainable."
B: "Sadly for you, I'm Unpainable."
UNPAINABLE by FearWeaver August 29, 2010
unopenable
person1:hey i can't open this
person2: because its a brick and its unopenable
person1: ahh ok
person3: i can't open this
Person2: its another brick and its unopenable
person3:ahh ok
person1: don't try this at home
person4: i can't open this
TO BE CONTINUED...................................
person1:wait not yet
person1: note to kids WARNING DONT TRY THIS AT HOME OR ELSE THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU WILL GET ANNOYED(especially if they are grammar nazis
person2: because its a brick and its unopenable
person1: ahh ok
person3: i can't open this
Person2: its another brick and its unopenable
person3:ahh ok
person1: don't try this at home
person4: i can't open this
TO BE CONTINUED...................................
person1:wait not yet
person1: note to kids WARNING DONT TRY THIS AT HOME OR ELSE THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU WILL GET ANNOYED(especially if they are grammar nazis
unopenable by shriekkk December 4, 2018
Unbonable
When a girl and/or mature women couldn't possibly give you a boner. Usually mentioned amongst men who are discussing wether they would engage in sexual relations with a woman or not.
Person 1: Dude, what do you think of Mrs. Moreland? I bet she's a cougar.
Person 2: Dunno bro, I don't think I could handle that bitch. She's unbonable for me
Person 2: Dunno bro, I don't think I could handle that bitch. She's unbonable for me
Unbonable by FracklestickMan July 15, 2010
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