(Doctor enters the room with a grave look on his face)
John: Doc Is something wrong?
Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction
John: ?
Doctor: Your dick is unbonerable
John: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
person1:hey i can't open this
person2: because its a brick and its unopenable
person1: ahh ok
person3: i can't open this
Person2: its another brick and its unopenable
person3:ahh ok
person1: don't try this at home
person4: i can't open this
TO BE CONTINUED...................................
person1:wait not yet
person1: note to kids WARNING DONT TRY THIS AT HOME OR ELSE THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU WILL GET ANNOYED(especially if they are grammar nazis
Adjective. A person that has become so inebriated that they shall with some certainty vomit in a ride-share, rendering them disqualified for this mode of transport.